Those clever folks at Halifax have added a new clause to my contents insurance.
“Carpets, fixtures & fittings etc will not be covered under any instance of nuclear attack”
Anyone who understands the science of nuclear physics and watches ‘Heroes’ knows that even a beardy weirdy with wobbly jelly hands can reduce a whole city to twisted metal and rubble. If this is the case I wonder what a direct hit might do to my house.
I have a gut feeling that I may have better things to do than claim for my carpets, such as scoop up my remaining burnt flesh from a 50 mile radius and stick it back together.
Happy New Year.
January 3, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Does this mean that in the even of any house insurance claim they are going to want to be sure you weren’t the victim of a nuclear attack?
“Hello Halifax, my house was broken into and my TV was stolen.”
“Right. Are you absolutely sure you haven’t been the victim of a nuclear attack?”
“Pretty sure I guess, there is a broken window and muddy footprints.”
“Which could have been caused by a three-headed cow in the aftermath of a nuclear holocaust.”
I think you should try and make a claim for a nuclear attack and see if they believe you.
January 8, 2008 at 6:18 pm
I’m with Mr Angry on trying to make a claim, think you should do it for the sake of public interest! Oh and let us know how you get on too
January 8, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Rach – Welcome
Hopefully a fraudulent three headed cow related claim won’t deem me uninsurable for the future. Who needs insurance anyway.
Moooooo, “hey you cow monster thing, come back with my telly”
Dam.