Antony Worrell Thompson, Pug Faced Ginger Tosser

Antony Worrell Thompson (AWT), you are a pug faced ginger tosser. In absence of a feedback page on your website(http://awt.websir.co.uk), and I am not sure I know your home address (apart from AWT, Henley on Thames, feel free to send him post), I will leave my feedback right here.

I was visiting the Windsor Grill with my future in laws. We sat down for some pre dinner drinks, as I sipped on my G&T the restaurant plunged into darkness. At first the emergency candles created an atmosphere but then it was, well, just dark.

So now, the Polish waitress, who hadn’t really grasped the English language, could no longer rely on our pointing at the menu to communicate, due to the darkness. I mooed like a cow to signify my chosen dish but wasn’t sure what sound a mashed celeriac made, so my vegetable choice was down to her. Needless to say the wrong food appeared along with a random bottle of wine.

The head waiter had been drafted in from another restaurant owned by AWT, as the the other head waiter was apparently sick, hopefully not in my food. Was he experienced? No. Rude? Yes. As the evening progressed the comedy of errors worsened, culminating with the Pole (who had pretended not to speak English all evening), questioned me in a well pronunceated voice as to why I hadn’t left an e-tip via the chip and pin machine. As punching waitresses is frowned upon in this town I paid up and left.

So AWT, next time I come (you really think there will be a next time?), and you want to fleece me for Steak and Mash (or however you dress it up on the menu), I will bring my night vision goggles and brush up on my Eastern European Language skills.

AWT, sort it out! You pug faced ginger tosser.

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7 Responses to Antony Worrell Thompson, Pug Faced Ginger Tosser

  1. Mr Angry says:

    So you wouldn’t recommend it then?

  2. The Inkless Thinker says:

    Angry – welcome.
    Not unless you like feeling Poles in the dark.

  3. Simon says:

    re: English language. Those in glass houses…

  4. The Inkless Thinker says:

    Like a green house? I’m not a tomato.

  5. hill billy jim says:

    u smell u pug faced ginger tosser

  6. Looks like he got his ‘just desserts’ this week, as his businesses went in to administration. Maybe it wasn’t the bank AWT, maybe your place was just useless.

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