Those clever folks at Halifax have added a new clause to my contents insurance.
“Carpets, fixtures & fittings etc will not be covered under any instance of nuclear attack”
Anyone who understands the science of nuclear physics and watches ‘Heroes’ knows that even a beardy weirdy with wobbly jelly hands can reduce a whole city to twisted metal and rubble. If this is the case I wonder what a direct hit might do to my house.
I have a gut feeling that I may have better things to do than claim for my carpets, such as scoop up my remaining burnt flesh from a 50 mile radius and stick it back together.
Happy New Year.